Friday, September 30, 2016

Review: VēDO Rio Anal Vibe

Having been introduced to VēDO's line of products with the Wink Vibrator, it wasn't long before we decided to try another: the Rio Anal Vibe.

I was excited about this one, for three reasons: (1) both of us love anal play; (2) oddly, we don't have a vibrating butt plug of any type; and (3) my/our experience with the Wink Vibrator had left me with a very good impression of VēDO products.

Like the Wink, The Rio Anal Vibe is well-packaged and nicely-constructed from high-quality silicone and well-formed plastic parts. As a vibe, it requires a battery: a single AAA, which is fine (I'll come back to this again later), but is not included. It has a simple button on the bottom of the plug to turn on the vibe, and boasts 10 vibration modes! And it's waterproof, so you can take it in the bath or shower with you. And it comes in a nice array of colors (we got the purple one, as shown, but I almost picked the blue one).

 We've tried out the Rio on each of our asses, and it has gotten a fair amount of use since we bought it a couple months ago. There's a lot to love, but also some things that keep me from wholeheartedly recommending it.

The size of the Rio is nice; not too big, which would obviously limit its usefulness—and yet it's big enough that you never get to that point where you can't feel it "in there" anymore. For an average-sized hole, it's almost the perfect size. The stop at the base is also well-sized and shaped, so that it doesn't get in the way while doing its job. The design of this plug is striking, because it is more angular with defined edges, and it looks beautiful to behold (especially if you love sex toys!). However, the atypical shape has a downside: it looks and feels (to me) as though the space between the bulbous part of the plug and the base is narrower, just enough that it's a little more difficult to get it all the way in (especially in hubby's ass).

Once fully inserted, though, it does stay in place—most of the time. There was one occasion when it when it popped right out of hubby while he was bent over me in a doggy position. Of course, when you're using a plug then your butthole is going to loosen up, and I had used a liberal amount of lube to get it inside him that time... then, bending over and not "clinching" combined with those other factors, and out it came. It could happen with any smaller plug, I suppose, but it hasn't ever happened before to us. We've found with the Rio that, if you work it all the way in, then hold it there for a bit, usually we will "contract" around it enough to hold it in effectively.

Another quirky thing about the shape and build of the Rio is that it's a little bit "pokey." As you can see from the picture, it has a fairly pronounced point to the tip, less rounded than other plugs we've used. At the same time, the silicone, while soft-ish on the end, is surprisingly rigid when you're trying to stab this thing into someone's bung-hole. Both of us flinched at a "miss," which taught us each a valuable lesson on being gentle with our partner's assholes.

Now, the vibe part is very nice, and I must say that this has definitely piqued our curiosities about anal vibes in general. While it claims 10 different vibration modes, I had a little trouble discerning all 10 while it was inside me; several of them are quite similar. Nevermind that, though—all of them feel very nice! And, the vibe is very quiet, which is great. The switch is adequate: it works well enough, and it is placed where it has to be placed on a toy like this, but you also can't help but hit it when trying to insert the Rio into your own or someone else's ass. The tricky part of the switch, though (as I discovered first with the Wink Vibrator) is that you have to HOLD the button in for several seconds to turn the vibe off.

The choice of the AAA battery is an interesting one. It definitely is a more common battery size/shape than, say, the little button cells, and we are more likely to have spares in the house because of that. On the other hand, this particular choice means that the vibe part of the toy protrudes out of the bottom of the plug quite a bit—which makes it easier to reach to switch to a different vibe mode, but it also means that you cannot sit very comfortably with this thing in your backside. (I don't know about you, but this limits its use for us fairly significantly; it's not all that uncommon for one or the other of us to have a butt plug in while we're watching TV, or even out to dinner.)

The folks at VēDO claim that the battery life is 2 hours, but our experience has been different. Normal battery life seems to be more like 1.25 to 1.5 hours. Of course, if you leave the battery in and put it in a suitcase, the switch is not hidden enough to where it won't accidentally be turned on and run down the battery entirely, forcing you to go battery-shopping on your vacation... or, ahem, so I hear.

VēDO says this toy is 100% non-latex and is phthalate free, and thus hypoallergenic. It cleans up easily with soap and water or a specialized toy cleaner; you can submerge it, because it's waterproof, as long as it is fully assembled (but don't try to wash it when it's disassembled, or you may ruin the electronics).

In summary, hubby and I both love the way the Rio Anal Vibe feels when it is inside us; it's well-built and has nice features. It also has a handful of problems that could each be addressed to make it (or maybe Rio 2.0, if you will) a perfect anal vibe.

I give it 3.5 out of 5 "Os," holding back for the reasons I listed above—but don't miss the really great parts I mentioned, too. The Rio really is a good toy, and one that we've already gotten a lot of great use out of!

(If you like this review, check out all of My Reviews.)

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Friday, September 23, 2016

An Eventful Evening is FREE now!

THIS WEEKEND, September 23–25, you can get a digital copy of my short story, An Eventful Evening, for free in the Amazon Kindle store!!

This is part of my ongoing promotion, in anticipation of my big release later this fall: each of my titles will be available for FREE for a limited time, in the Amazon Kindle store.

Don't miss out on An Eventful Evening, which was my first story—and is still one of my favorites. Get it here:

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Get An Eventful Evening Free!!

During the weekend of September 23–25, you can get a digital copy of my short story, An Eventful Evening, for free in the Amazon Kindle store!!

This is part of my ongoing promotion, in anticipation of my big release later this fall: each of my titles will be available for FREE for a limited time, in the Amazon Kindle store.

Here's a little sample from An Eventful Evening:

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Now fully revived from supper, and with caffeine boosting her enthusiasm, Angie’s mind wandered back to the bulge in Tom’s uniform. She resolved to do something to help him out, or else he would have to wave that thing in front of every customer he served!

Angie deftly slipped a foot out of its shoe, stretched it out, and found Tom’s sneaker. As soon as he felt the contact, Tom’s eyes opened wide. Angie smiled, winked again, and allowed her toes to dance around his ankle playfully.

“Tom, did you notice anything else besides the, um, spilt cream—when you were down on the floor beside the table?”

Tom gulped guiltily, his brow starting to show a sheen of sweat. “Well…”

“It’s okay, Tom. I wear shoes like these because I want boys to notice my legs and feet!”

He sighed, nodded, and said, “Your, um, shoes are very nice. And, uh, your legs are so pretty.”

“Oh? Are they anything more than pretty?” As she said this, she slipped her toes up under his pant leg and stroked the back of his calf.

Tom let out a moan—almost inaudible, but filled with desire. Angie reached down and slid her other shoe off, then found his other leg and teased it similarly. Tom’s mind was racing: oh god, I can’t believe this is happening! What is she going to do next?


By this point, she was sure that Tom’s bulge was close to standing at full attention. Angie didn’t want to risk Sue’s discovery (she certainly had no desire to get Tom in trouble!), so she skipped the slow seduction and pulled both feet back from his legs, getting into position for her intended finale.

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Monday, September 12, 2016

Field Trip Fiend Re-Released!

My short fiction piece, Field Trip Fiend (formerly entitled just Field Trip) has been re-released! Field Trip Fiend, the second title in the Naughty Teachers series, is the sequel to Teacher Conference Kink, and features both Ryan and Kathryn again (and another new character).

The new version includes a bit of new content and a full revision of the old content; it also has a new cover ( <-- over there), which I LOVE—I mean, come on, my name in spray-painted graffiti on a school bus? Yes please. And also a much better layout.

Also, this is my FOURTH title to be available in a print copy! You can order a print copy of it here: http://amzn.to/2bAs8Yv (and, those who buy the print version through Amazon can also get the digital edition for free, using Kindle Matchbook!)

This is also the fourth re-release of my books/stories that I am doing; I'm to re-releasing ALL of my existing books over several months (starting back in August, with one more to go after this one), with new covers, revised content, and print editions—all building up to the release of my next story, Freaky Family Fun, which will be a full novella.

If you have already purchased Field Trip, then Field Trip Fiend should automatically update for you. Otherwise, you can but your copy here:



Friday, September 9, 2016

Don't miss your chance to get Teacher Conference Kink for FREE!

Y'all, THIS weekend, September 9–11, is when you can get a digital copy of my short story, Teacher Conference Kink, for free in the Amazon Kindle store!!

This is part of my ongoing promotion, in anticipation of my big release later this fall: each of my titles will be available for FREE for a limited time, in the Amazon Kindle store.

Don't miss out! Get it here:

Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Get Teacher Conference Kink for Free!!

During the weekend of September 9–11, you can get a digital copy of my short story, Teacher Conference Kink, for free in the Amazon Kindle store!!

This is part of my ongoing promotion, in anticipation of my big release later this fall: each of my titles will be available for FREE for a limited time, in the Amazon Kindle store.

Here's a little sample from Teacher Conference Kink:

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His attention turned almost immediately to the shape of her mouth as she talked. Or rather, to her whole face: it was round, but not at all pudgy. Her eyes were a deep chocolate brown, wide and bright in spite of what must have been a very long day; her thin nose drew into a point, with perhaps the slightest button on the tip. And her lips, thin on the sides, pouty in the center, formed a perfect “O” before widening into a natural smile. Her tongue would occasionally dance across her perfect teeth when she paused, and Ryan was surprised to notice what he thought was a stud piercing it. Her straight, shoulder-length brown hair fell casually around her face, and Kathryn had the uncommon quality of being both cute and sexually alluring.

Kathryn had noticed Ryan, too. While she spoke, she studied him; she noticed the handsome, chiseled features on his tan face, the casual way his slightly unkempt hair had been finger-brushed before being tossed around in the wind, and his piercing steel-grey eyes. She could tell that, beneath his slacks and oxford shirt, he was fairly fit and not carrying much extra weight. Although she calculated him to be about 10 years her senior—most parents of 11 year-olds are in their mid-30s—both times she had met Ryan he seemed an energetic and gregarious guy. Maybe he’ll be worth a try, she thought. A devilish idea began to congeal in her mind.

Ryan’s mind had begun to wander again, thinking of the pretty teacher and wondering what her sex life must be like. Was she married? If not, did she go out on dates often? Did she put out for them, or was she a prude?

He snapped out of his ogling fog when he detected an awkward pause; in a split-second, his mind recalled that Kathryn’s last words were something like, “So what are we going to do about it?”

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Friday, September 2, 2016

Review: VēDO Jack



Hey everyone—it's the hubby here, for a guest posting.

Not too long ago, I had a business trip that took me out of town for two weeks. I don't often travel for my work, but this was an extended training opportunity that was too good to miss. Now, if you've read this blog very much, you know that my wife is pretty sexually charged! The thought of going two weeks without some play was driving her crazy.

So, she went by the novelty store that's not too far from our home, and got us a "his and hers" surprise to take care of both of our needs: she got a "Wink" Vibrator (which she has already reviewed), and I got a "Jack" Stimulation Sleeve—both made by VēDO. Angie's idea was that we could video chat and get off together, maybe even with a little extra fun thrown in (one night she dressed up in a costume; another time, I was in a semi-public place).

I've tried a few similar products before (a "Fleshlight" and similar knock-offs), and they aren't bad; usually, the need to warm them up for optimal sensation is tedious. Also, the "Fleshlight" is a bit bulky for traveling (10 inches long), if you want to fit it into a dopp kit or some other bag (and not just pack it loose in your luggage). They can be messy to clean, as well, and I've also found that they can be prone to tearing with multiple/frequent use.

I'm an average-sized guy, around 6.5 inches or so in length and proportionally thick, so in my opinion they shouldn't be tearing that easily—especially for the price. Angie knew about these issues, and almost bought the (disposable) Tenga Eggs to accommodate these problems, until the store salesclerk pointed her to the VēDO.

The VēDO Jack tops the others I've tried in all measures. It's far more compact than a Fleshlight, and much easier to clean up. And, despite frequent use during my trip, it never tore or showed any signs of wear.

So, how was it? It felt great; the inside is ribbed in just the right ways to stimulate me, and I definitely came fast—much faster than just with my hand. (It didn't hurt that Angie was "helping" me out with audio-visuals on her end, either.) The fit was superb, and it slid on easily with just a little bit of lube on my shaft. The soft-side grip on the outside allowed me to vary the pressure by squeezing my hand more or less as desired, and it didn't make a big mess—in spite of the hole at the end, which I worried might leak before I was ready to clean up.

Speaking of clean up: definitely do wash up shortly after finishing your business. Dried-up spooge in something like this gets nasty fast, and can attract all sorts of bacteria and other disgusting things. If you're someone who doesn't like to wash their toys, maybe the disposable Tengas are for you after all—unless you like the idea of infections on your dickhead.

The price Angie paid at the shop was fair—around $25–$30—and I see that it can be found for a good bit less online. Much better than the pricier Fleshlight, for (in my opinion) a better experience.

With this little guy in hand (sorry about that pun) and Angie on my tablet in video chat, I won't mind if I have to take a longer trip again sometime soon.

I give it FIVE out of five "Os," with no complaints whatsoever. The Jack Sleeve is a great buy.

(If you like this review, check out all of Angie's Reviews.)

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